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Funny quotes and sayingsHere are some funny quotes or sayings that I thought that you would like. Tell me after your done reading them, how many you laughed at and how many you thought were true.
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. but it's still on the list
3. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
4. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
5. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
6. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
7. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
8. Woman may not hit harder, but they hit lower
9. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs in in like a computer.
10. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
11. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFE

FriendsYou don't choose your friends,

but fate has a part,

in how fucked up they are,

and there's no fixing that.

You have to grab fate by the neck,

and hold on tight,

get a good grip on reality,

'cause it's a bumpy ride.

No one said life was easy kid,

so don't get too comfortable,

you have to fight back,

fight for the life you deserve.

They will leave you in the dust,

leave you kicking and screaming,

but you have to stand up,

and brave the battle.

Hold up your sword,

and fight back quick,

take control of your life,

because no one else can.

The friends lay defeated,

ground into t

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~Crystaldrakon 6 days ago New member Hobbyist General Artist

This should be a tshirt.

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~sandrukiwi Apr 4, 2013 Student Photographer

I'm pass to vector this image

for use to my facebook timeline. Your name is in. hope your' not angry

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~AlKMC Apr 9, 2013

Angry?
That means you liked my comic strip!
On top of that, you're displaying my humble joke to your friends

I can't thank you enough!

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~Gleto Jul 21, 2012

nice

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~Hr0n Jul 21, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

That is too freaking funny.

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~Tigeroovy Jul 21, 2012 Hobbyist Filmographer

I love that

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~LovelessArtistSPEEK Jul 21, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

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~HalfGlaze Jul 20, 2012

Ahahaha awesome

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*BakerChemi May 7, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Ahahahahahaha!!

That's such a funny and creative idea there!

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~AlKMC May 9, 2012

Thank you so much!!

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